- 1/25 - Help bring back my bountiful crops
- 1/28 Discuss our donations to Pedro
- 2/1 Donate food to me while I save up for a new fridge
- 2/5 Please donate to Pedro
- 2/8 My wife left me when she found out I was making this website
Reasons to come to our events:
- You will be able to donate to Pedro.
- Pedro will stop asking me for money.
- I will regain the ability to eat food.
- My crops will be bountiful and plentiful.
- Pedro will never talk to me again.