Upcoming Events:

• 1/25 - Help bring back my bountiful crops
• 1/28 Discuss our donations to Pedro
• 2/1 Donate food to me while I save up for a new fridge
• 2/5 Please donate to Pedro
• 2/8 My wife left me when she found out I was making this website

Reasons to come to our events:

1. You will be able to donate to Pedro.
2. Pedro will stop asking me for money.
3. I will regain the ability to eat food.
4. My crops will be bountiful and plentiful.
5. Pedro will never talk to me again.